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whisperingtoghosts:

No I’m sorry but if you live in a world where there are literal soul sucking monsters and shadows which suffocate you in your sleep and a teacher is a 13 year old boy’s worst fear then that teacher is fucking inexcusable and Snape apologists need to just have a think.

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tinytofubunny:

Justin Bartels - Impression (2012)

"This is the best thing on the Internet. We undress everyday and it shows us how confined we are. Those imprints show how uncomfortable we are throughout each day just to impress other people. We create prisons in our own clothes. We are a prisoner in a socially constructed idea of what is beautiful."

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phrux:

phrux:

russia

reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES
HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO

phrux:

phrux:

russia

reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES

HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO

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I got laid last night. and this morning. and in the middle of the night when we both woke up for no apparent reason. in total I had sex four times in like seven hours. booyah.

I got laid, I got laid, I got laid.

I needed this. I recently got my heart broken and I needed to sleep with someone new (well, we had a thing for a few months last year, so not completely new, but still) and just prove to myself that I have the ability to move on, and remember that there are other people in the world.

the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else, isn’t that what they say?

I think I need to just be a slut for a while. no more complicated almost-relationships. just tons and tons of sex. yes. good plan.

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kendrawcandraw:

Stop sexualizing my body stop shaming my body stop policing my body

~*~*~Summertime~*~*~

this.

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Nathan Stewart-Jarrett as Newt Scamander

I look back across the years to the seven-year-old wizard who spent hours in his bedroom dismembering Horklumps and I envy him the journeys to come. […] That grubby Horklumps-encrusted boy would track, as he grew up, the beasts described in the following pages.

yes yes yes please let this happen please please please he would be amazing please

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clementinefemme:

repeat after me: 

  • virginity is a social construct 
  • you don’t lose your virginity 
  • there’s nothing valuable or precious about virginity, it’s an imaginary concept 
  • virginity is inherently heterocentric 
  • your worth is not defined by whether or not you’ve had a dick inside you
  • what you define as sex is up to you, you get to decide how many people you’ve had sex with 
  • the end 

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tuffetuff:

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

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and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

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et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

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swanjolras:

this blog typically only mentions harry potter when discussing criticisms of it, but can i take a moment to talk about hermione granger

this is a girl who finds out that magic is real and she’s a witch and promptly spends the next several months studying in case there’s a test

crying

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this is so perfect I got shivers

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