how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
I’m in class right now, trying not to burst out laughing
Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you based on how you got in that situation.
Drove drunk, got in an accident and need an organ transplant? No problem.
Messing around with a gun, accidentally shoot yourself in the leg and need surgery? Of course.
Smoke tobacco for most of your life and need treatment for lung cancer? Yep.
Climb a tree, fall out and break your leg? We’ll fix that right up.
Have sex and get pregnant when you don’t want to be? YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO THIS SITUATION AND YOU DESERVE NO MEDICAL HELP OR COMPASSION! THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND YOU WILL DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!"
“Worry about your own uterus” wise wise words.
just spoke to a good friend of my on the phone for about an hour, and it was so good to hear her voice, and just chat about random stuff, everything from glee to concerts to my fucked up love life.
but it makes me miss home so so so much. I hate the fact that talking to my friends becomes something special. that I don’t see them all the time, and that I live in another country and I can’t afford to call them all the time. I miss seeing their pretty faces and hanging out at my favorite cafés with my favorite people.
I have amazing friends here in sweden, I do. but it’s still not quite the same. I don’t talk to them the same way I talk to my friends back home. I feel like there’s some kind of barrier there. I don’t really know what I mean. maybe that I feel like it’s easier to understand and be understood by my norwegian friends.
I love uppsala.
and I’m going home in two weeks, just for a few days, and then a month after that I’m going home for three months.