I'm a fucking shrub, all right?

Andrea. 20 yrs. Norwegian. bisexual. hyperactive. obsessive. wannabe writer. pretentious. over-thinker. talkative. tea addict.

currently crushing on several straight girls I don’t even really know. why?

y/n (because I'm bored)

  • 1. had sex? yes
  • 2. bought condoms? no
  • 3. gotten pregnant? no
  • 4. failed a class? almost. I've dropped out of one because I knew I was going to fail.
  • 5. kissed a boy? yes
  • 6. kissed a girl? yes
  • 7. used a little paper bag for lunch? no
  • 8. had a job? yes
  • 9. slipped on ice? yes
  • 10. missed the school bus? if the school bus is the bus I take to school and not one of those big yellow things, then yes
  • 11. left the house without my wallet? yes
  • 12. bullied someone on the internet? no
  • 13. sexted? sort of
  • 14. had sex in public? not full on intercourse
  • 15. played on a sports team? yes
  • 16. smoked weed? yes
  • 17. smoked cigarettes? yes
  • 18. smoked a cigar? yes
  • 19. drank alcohol? yes
  • 20. watched “The Breakfast Club”? yes (today!)
  • 21. been overweight? no
  • 22. been underweight? no
  • 23. had an eating disorder? not completely
  • 24. been to a wedding? yes
  • 25. made fun of someone for being fat? no
  • 26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight? yes
  • 27. watched tv for 5 hours straight? yes
  • 28. been late for work? yes
  • 29. been late for school? yes
  • 30. kissed in the rain? yes
  • 31. showered with someone else? not in the sexual sense
  • 32. failed my drivers test? no (haven't tried yet)
  • 33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes? I think so, but I'm not bothering to check exactly how long a mile is. what's wrong with the metric system, guys?
  • 34. been outside my home country? yes
  • 35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours? yes
  • 36. had lice? yes
  • 37. gotten my heart broken? yes
  • 38. had a credit card? yes, but I cut it in two the moment I got it. sticking with debit, it's safer when you have no control over your money
  • 39. been to a professional sports game? I've been to the fucking olymics!
  • 40. broken a bone? no
  • 41. been unhappy about my weight? yes
  • 42. won a trophy? no
  • 43. cut myself? yes
  • 44. had an STD? no
  • 45. got engaged? no
  • 46. been on a diet? only if you count dropping refined sugar for a few weeks
  • 47. tried out to be on a tv show? no
  • 48. rode in a taxi? yes
  • 49. been to prom? yes
  • 50. played a drinking game? yes
  • 51. stayed up for 24 hours or more? yes
  • 52. been to a concert? yes
  • 53. had a three-some? yes
  • 54. had a crush on someone of the same sex? yes
  • 55. been in a car accident? yes
  • 56. had braces? yes
  • 57. learned another language? yes
  • 58. killed an animal? yes (only fish)
  • 59. been at a yard sale? yes
  • 60. been to a japanese steakhouse? no
  • 61. wore make up? yes
  • 62. talked to someone via webcam? yes
  • 63. lost my virginity before I was 16? no, I was 16 and-a-half
  • 64. had my wisdom teeth taken out? no
  • 65. kissed someone a different race than myself? yes
  • 66. snuck out of the house? yes
  • 67. bought porn? no
  • 68. had a virus on my computer? no
  • 69. had oral sex? yes
  • 70. dyed my hair? yes
  • 71. gone skinny dipping? yes
  • 72. graduated from college? no
  • 73. wore someone else’s clothes? yes
  • 74. voted in a presidential election? Norway's a monarchy, so no
  • 75. rode in an ambulance? I honestly don't know. I probably did when I was in that car accident, but I can't remember.
  • 76. rode in a helicopter? no
  • 77. caught the stove on fire? no
  • 78. got in a verbal fight? yes
  • 79. met someone famous? yes
  • 80. been on vacation? yes
  • 82. been on a boat? yes
  • 81. been on an airplane? yes
  • 83. broken something expensive? probably
  • 84. had surgery? yes
  • 85. kissed someone before I was 14? yes
  • 86. beat a video game? yes
  • 87. found something valuable on the ground? yes
  • 88. made a survey? don't think so
  • 89. stalked someone on a social network? all the time
  • 90. prank called someone? yes
  • 92. spent over $100 shopping in one day? yes
  • 91. been to a library outside of school? yes
  • 93. cut my hair and hated it? no
  • 94. peed outside? yes
  • 95. went fishing? yes
  • 96. helped with charity? yes
  • 97. taken a pregnancy test? yes
  • 98. been rejected by a crush? yes
  • 99. been suspended from school? no
  • 100. broken a mirror? yes