I'm a fucking shrub, all right? | y/n (because I'm bored)

y/n (because I'm bored)

1. had sex? yes
2. bought condoms? no
3. gotten pregnant? no
4. failed a class? almost. I've dropped out of one because I knew I was going to fail.
5. kissed a boy? yes
6. kissed a girl? yes
7. used a little paper bag for lunch? no
8. had a job? yes
9. slipped on ice? yes
10. missed the school bus? if the school bus is the bus I take to school and not one of those big yellow things, then yes
11. left the house without my wallet? yes
12. bullied someone on the internet? no
13. sexted? sort of
14. had sex in public? not full on intercourse
15. played on a sports team? yes
16. smoked weed? yes
17. smoked cigarettes? yes
18. smoked a cigar? yes
19. drank alcohol? yes
20. watched “The Breakfast Club”? yes (today!)
21. been overweight? no
22. been underweight? no
23. had an eating disorder? not completely
24. been to a wedding? yes
25. made fun of someone for being fat? no
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight? yes
27. watched tv for 5 hours straight? yes
28. been late for work? yes
29. been late for school? yes
30. kissed in the rain? yes
31. showered with someone else? not in the sexual sense
32. failed my drivers test? no (haven't tried yet)
33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes? I think so, but I'm not bothering to check exactly how long a mile is. what's wrong with the metric system, guys?
34. been outside my home country? yes
35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours? yes
36. had lice? yes
37. gotten my heart broken? yes
38. had a credit card? yes, but I cut it in two the moment I got it. sticking with debit, it's safer when you have no control over your money
39. been to a professional sports game? I've been to the fucking olymics!
40. broken a bone? no
41. been unhappy about my weight? yes
42. won a trophy? no
43. cut myself? yes
44. had an STD? no
45. got engaged? no
46. been on a diet? only if you count dropping refined sugar for a few weeks
47. tried out to be on a tv show? no
48. rode in a taxi? yes
49. been to prom? yes
50. played a drinking game? yes
51. stayed up for 24 hours or more? yes
52. been to a concert? yes
53. had a three-some? yes
54. had a crush on someone of the same sex? yes
55. been in a car accident? yes
56. had braces? yes
57. learned another language? yes
58. killed an animal? yes (only fish)
59. been at a yard sale? yes
60. been to a japanese steakhouse? no
61. wore make up? yes
62. talked to someone via webcam? yes
63. lost my virginity before I was 16? no, I was 16 and-a-half
64. had my wisdom teeth taken out? no
65. kissed someone a different race than myself? yes
66. snuck out of the house? yes
67. bought porn? no
68. had a virus on my computer? no
69. had oral sex? yes
70. dyed my hair? yes
71. gone skinny dipping? yes
72. graduated from college? no
73. wore someone else’s clothes? yes
74. voted in a presidential election? Norway's a monarchy, so no
75. rode in an ambulance? I honestly don't know. I probably did when I was in that car accident, but I can't remember.
76. rode in a helicopter? no
77. caught the stove on fire? no
78. got in a verbal fight? yes
79. met someone famous? yes
80. been on vacation? yes
82. been on a boat? yes
81. been on an airplane? yes
83. broken something expensive? probably
84. had surgery? yes
85. kissed someone before I was 14? yes
86. beat a video game? yes
87. found something valuable on the ground? yes
88. made a survey? don't think so
89. stalked someone on a social network? all the time
90. prank called someone? yes
92. spent over $100 shopping in one day? yes
91. been to a library outside of school? yes
93. cut my hair and hated it? no
94. peed outside? yes
95. went fishing? yes
96. helped with charity? yes
97. taken a pregnancy test? yes
98. been rejected by a crush? yes
99. been suspended from school? no
100. broken a mirror? yes